Behind closed doors, in the bowels of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi considers whether or not she could pass for Shirley Temple – if by simply suturing a curly haired wig to her head? Alas, she sighs and pours another drink, before drifting off into oblivion… Burp.
In response to a report that Hillary Clinton said that she won’t be seeking the presidency: Hillary Clinton will be running for President for as long as her head can be kept alive in a bubbling vat of nutrients. Robert Spencer
Comedian Joe Piscopo suggested a way to deal with threats made to the U.S. by North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un: Send two Italian guys from Jersey in a Buick. JOE PISCOPO
I have great news. President Donald Trump is living at the White House, while Hillary is at Costco signing books in the milk aisle. Half price. BRIGITTE GABRIEL
Draped in toilet paper and sporting a stylish straight-jacket, many folks are unaware that former Al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden was an advocate for modern plumbing. Depicted here, this third iteration of a group self-identified as an ‘Islamic State’ best represents the essence of their bassackwards ideology. If your congressional representative has a problemContinue reading “Islamic State of the Inner Toilet Greeting Cards”
Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton – Mexican tap water a rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign gas station sushi a Jimmy Carter economic plan Brian Williams news reports emails from a Nigerian Princess Source: unknown (as seen on Twitter).
The Clintons are like herpes: Just when you think they’re gone, they show up again. Source: Tim Allen: The Clintons Are Like Herpes (dailycaller.com)
Prior to approval of plans for restoration of the US Capitol building, several draft proposals were submitted – including this suggestion, featuring a total of eight domes…enjoy this fun duvet cover.
He may appear funny with big ears and the jovial demeanor of a clown, but under that makeup is a dangerous, radical ideologue hellbent on wreaking destruction on the American free enterprise economic system and our Constitutional Republic. Enjoy this political t-shirt and speak out against big-government socialism!