Islamic State of the Inner Toilet Greeting Cards

Islamic State of the Inner Toilet Greeting Cards

Draped in toilet paper and sporting a stylish straight-jacket, many folks are unaware that former Al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden was an advocate for modern plumbing. Depicted here, this third iteration of a group self-identified as an ‘Islamic State’ best represents the essence of their bassackwards ideology. If your congressional representative has a problem with ‘political correctness’ in identifying our enemy in the war on terror, then this greeting card might be in order. Cards are available in sets, and each card is blank on the inside and includes a soft white, European fold envelope for mailing.

Stop Spending Now Stationary Cards

Stop Spending Now Stationary Cards

Government is out of control, spending itself into oblivion and piling a mountain of debt onto the backs of the next several generations. It has to stop. Send these stationary cards to your congressional representatives as a reminder of the importance to focus on controlling expenditures. Printed on bright white, smooth card stock. Each card is blank on the inside and includes a soft white, European fold envelope for mailing. Available in sets of three, five or ten. Enjoy!

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