Behind closed doors, in the bowels of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi considers whether or not she could pass for Shirley Temple – if by simply suturing a curly haired wig to her head? Alas, she sighs and pours another drink, before drifting off into oblivion… Burp.
Draped in toilet paper and sporting a stylish straight-jacket, many folks are unaware that former Al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden was an advocate for modern plumbing. Depicted here, this third iteration of a group self-identified as an ‘Islamic State’ best represents the essence of their bassackwards ideology. If your congressional representative has a problemContinue reading “Islamic State of the Inner Toilet Greeting Cards”
The Clintons are like herpes: Just when you think they’re gone, they show up again. Source: Tim Allen: The Clintons Are Like Herpes (dailycaller.com)
Prior to approval of plans for restoration of the US Capitol building, several draft proposals were submitted – including this suggestion, featuring a total of eight domes…enjoy this fun duvet cover.
He may appear funny with big ears and the jovial demeanor of a clown, but under that makeup is a dangerous, radical ideologue hellbent on wreaking destruction on the American free enterprise economic system and our Constitutional Republic. Enjoy this political t-shirt and speak out against big-government socialism!